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Joke of the Day

"Why are feet so funny? Because they're ""heel areas"" ... I'll show myself out"

"Why are fire trucks red? You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day."

"Which bird ran for President? H. Ross Parrot"

"I am a man with convictions. Mostly because I have a really terrible lawyer."

"I think I'm about to be molested by an alpaca... Today some guy on the street kept screaming at me to ""be ready for the alpaca lips"""

"I successfully said ""Worcestershire sauce"" today!"

"Which university has the most muslims? SUNY"

"Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr? Because it has cis-trust issues"

"When my friends come over they know to ask ""may I sit here"" and then we look at my dog to see if it's OK"

"With all of the experience The Fine Bros have... I wonder why they didn't see this reaction coming."