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Joke of the Day
"How do I submit a joke? Do I hand my life in?"
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"Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
"There was a contest for the best pun. I submitted ten puns. I hoped that one would win, but... No pun in ten did."
"Why did the Mexican civil war last so long? Because they were fighting Juan on Juan."
"I never learnt the meaning of the word truancy... ...I wasn't at school that day."
"Did you hear about the baker who robbed a bank? He came in with buns glazing."
"If you need a loan who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger)."
"How do fish party Seaweed"
"Anglo/German Dad Joke Q: What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull? A: 10:45"
"What's the hardest part of telling your parents that you're gay? getting up their front stairs in your rollerblades"