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Joke of the Day

"How do I submit a joke? Do I hand my life in?"

"What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you? Incommunicado"

"""Huge hole found growing on surface of Sun"" *drops string cheese* ""This hole is no cause for alarm"" *picks up string cheese*"

"maybe bears omly like honey so much becuase their throats hurt from all the growlimg they do"

"First Ebola and now Measles... Is there ANYTHING hipsters won't bring back!?"

"I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression. Then I realized alcohol is a solution."

"Today I asked ""Where do you get off"" while quarreling with my girlfriend. She replied ""In your bed."" Quarrel over."

"I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs."

"Why did the painting go to jail? It was framed."