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Joke of the Day
"My granny was recently beaten to death by my grandad. Not as in with a stick' he just died first."
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"If bad Russian puns were worth a Nikolai would be rich."
"What is the difference between a grizzly bear and a limp dick? There isn't one, you can't fuck with either one."
"Before and After marriage! What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyonce."
"An alcoholic goes to the doctor.. The doctor diagnoses the man and says ""You have alcohol poisoning."" The man replies, ""I am going to find and KILL the person who poisoned my drinks!"""
"I have sex daily. I mean, dyslexia! Fcuk"
"I wish I were Mary from the Bible She gives birth to a child and her parents still believe she's a virgin"
"Why was the dolphin sad? He had no porpoise in life."
"What do you call a Mexican boxing match? Juan v Juan"
"The difference between a tire and a black man... A tire doesnt start to rap when you put chains on it."