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Joke of the Day

"An alcoholic goes to the doctor.. The doctor diagnoses the man and says ""You have alcohol poisoning."" The man replies, ""I am going to find and KILL the person who poisoned my drinks!"""

"Never hit a man while he's down... Kick him, it's easier."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chloe ! Chloe who ? Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind !"

"Things I Hate: slow internet connection and monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday and half of friday."

"Costs of living are so high that my wife sleeps with me again She can't afford new pair of batteries"

"I came all the way from New York.... and boy are my hands tired"

"How does a Mexican build a house? Juan nail at a time."

"""Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."" - me, peeping at you in the shower"

"Do people lifting with their knees and backs know about using their hands?"

"Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers? It's a shifty business."