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Joke of the Day
"What has a head, a tail, and no body? A coin!"
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"Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever."
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile"
"What's the best way to get a Jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve."
"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger... Then it hit me."
"Writing cuss words on the white space of textbook pages is marginally offensive."
"Hopscotch would be a lot more challenging if the kids actually had scotch.."
"Stuck in traffic but luckily few people are beeping their horns so we'll be moving any second now."
"Aaanndd I've just been peed on. Were I Tila Tequila I'd have met 1 of my New Years resolutions before the clock had even struck midnight"
"That thin line between ""I should tweet that"" or ""I should talk to my therapist about that""..."