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Joke of the Day

"I crack my knuckles, turn to the cops and say ""I got this"" as I stroll toward the bank robbers and get shot in the face"

"The Lion King is my favorite movie about how having a karate wielding monkey can completely change your life."

"Good news for insomniacs Only 3 more sleeps till Christmas!!"

"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decaffeinated."

"I love the new sound reddit makes when you upvote a post"

"What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !"

"What's worse than lobsters on your piano? Crabs on your organ"

"Why Russians never drive stick shift? They really hate Stalin"

"Did you hear about the man who was always late? He was diagnosed with premature ejaculation. And still comes late."

"Scrabble was invented by Nazi's to piss off kids with dyslexia. The word ""dyslexia"" was invented by Nazi's to piss off kids wigh dyslexia."