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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear how Argentina lost the game? heard it was pretty Messi"
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"Justin Bieber has grown a mustache. His transformation into a teenage mexican girl is now complete."
"Stacy wanted to keep our relationship professional That's when I knew she was a prostitute."
"""I stand corrected"" said the man in the orthopedic shoes."
"*pregnant wife wakes up* I think my water broke *I hide the Kool-Aid packet and water jug I spilled in bed* Let's go to the hospital"
"Whenever there's an awkward silence, try whispering, ""Did you forget your line?"""
"What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam? ""Look ma, no hands!"""
"My self esteem flared up this morning. So I put on my bikini and checked my bank account. Ahhh... That's more like it."
"I told my friend a joke about last night's Game of Thrones episode.. He agreed it was well done."
"Hitler pun ""Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals."" Hitler: ""So mine less."" Grammar Nazi busts in. ""MINE FEWER."" (Hitler looks up) ""Yes?"""