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Joke of the Day

"Job security: calling my boss and posing as a problematic customer so he'll realize he still needs me while I'm on vacation."

"What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering."

"What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!"

"Well, today I realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob, I think I've learned all that is possible for my brain to hold...."

"A cauliflower is a plant explosion in extremely slow motion."

"Three men walk into a bar The fourth one asks ""You guys ok? Didn't you see that low hanging bar?"""

"No son, you can't go out with your friends. Tonight we're installing Windows Updates, as a family."

"If you ever think you're not creative, buy a Bowflex and marvel at the creativity of your excuses not to use it."

"Chuck Norris... ..was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands"

"Justice Scalia stated that he wants to be cremated after his death Millions of women are meeting now to discuss if that's what is best for his body."