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Joke of the Day

"If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine."

"Someone stole my watch and stepped on it. I beat them up. I swore to myself that day that that would never happen again. Not on my watch."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ? Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !"

"Have you seen the new Asian cookbook? ""How to wok your dog."" Credit goes to my friend Steve"

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him. How do you catch a tame unique rabbit? Tame thing.... You unique up on him too."

"R/jokes Is the place you go when you wanna be put down by a bunch of assholes"

"Old rich white men selecting strong young black men to work on their fields? I'm not sure about this NFL draft thing."

"The safest place to stand when I hit a golf ball, is directly in front of me.."

"So a skeleton walks into a bar... and asks for a beer and a mop"

"Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy"