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Joke of the Day
"I'm giving up sex for Lent.. .. It shouldn't be too hard."
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"I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things I think people need to know, NASA."
"""911"" you gotta help, my wife is in labour in the backseat ""how far apart are the contractions?"" about 2 miles but I'm driving pretty fast"
"How do snowmen get around? By icicle."
"Doctor: You need a kidney transplant. Me: A transplant? Dr: Don't worry, I've never lost a patient. I know where each one is buried. Me:"
"On Passive-Aggressive Jeopardy, the contestants answer Alex Trebek in the form of rhetorical questions."
"The cashier told me to have a good New Year like my purchase of oven cleaner and frozen pizza suggests anything else."
"According to my mate 3 genders exist. Female Male And mental illness"
"Did you hear about the skeleton who didn't go to prom? He had no body to go with."
"I'm like Helen of Troy. Not in the sense of being breathtakingly beautiful, but in the sense of pissing people off and starting wars"