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Joke of the Day
"I'm giving up sex for Lent.. .. It shouldn't be too hard."
Next Joke
"At first I was shocked by how graphic the sex scenes in Rise of the Planet of the Apes was.... Then I realized I was watching Interracial Gangbangs part 7"
"If 'womb' is pronounced as 'woom' and 'tomb, as' 'toom' Shouldn't 'bomb' be pronounced 'boom'?"
"I like to do the same thing to my girlfriend that I do with my drum set Pretend that I have one"
"Pedophiles Are fucking immature assholes"
"I always wanted a trophy wife, But instead I got a participation medal girlfriend."
"Why don't lobsters like to share? Because they're ""shellfish"""
"After incorrectly spelling my symptoms at least 100 times, WebMD kicked back ""Listen idiot, you're drunk. Just go lay down"""
"How many syllables does the word ""Gloria"" have? CATHOLICS: 18"
"(Date) ME: Watch this *ties cherry stem with tongue* HER: *giggles* 1-UP WALLY: *places Rubik's cube in mouth and pulls it out solved*"