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Joke of the Day

"how does jesus make coffee? hebrews it."

"What do you call a bad joke about prostitutes? Whorrible."

"What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital? The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home."

"A high-dea supported by evidence... Is called a High-pot-thesis"

"On the Hot Wheels isle helping a friend pick out a sweet Corvette that she promised her 18yo for graduation. Life's all about the wording."

"Did you hear about the autistic guy that sat on his food at Fuddrucker's? Turns out he just had Aspergers."

"Why is a cow that he jumps? Because he higher and higher. ^(I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)"

"So did you guys hear that Farrah from Teen Mom has a sex video? It must be a prequel spin off."

"FEmale The original iron man. (clever feminist joke I read on a T-shirt. Not actually a huge feminist.)"

"I DIDN'T SAFELY EJECT MY FLASH DRIVE AND NOW MY DOG IS DEAD"