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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a pun, and a fart? One is a shift of wit and the other is a whiff of shit."

"When it comes to Pope vs. Trump, do you take the side of the guy who wears that ridiculous thing on his head or the Pope?"

"Schroedinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't."

"Friend: Hey guess what? Me: What? Friend: No, guess! Me: I don't need this friendship that bad."

"What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument? The door."

"What's the difference between racism and chinese people? Racism has many faces."

"i've been in love only two times in my life and one of those was with a cheesecake"

"What nationality are Sprinters? They Russian. I'll also see myself out."

"Where do Jewish kids with ADHD go for the summer? Concentration camp"

"How do trains eat? They go chew chew!"