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Joke of the Day

"Pretty certain the day I die my body will be found tangled in Saran Wrap with an untouched sandwich on the counter."

"Dank memes What came out of the dank meme's butt? Mountain doo doo"

"Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic! *ba dim tiss*"

"How to tell someone they have a bad breath nicely ? ""Oh boy I am bored lets brush our teeth"""

"What shark has the most privilege? A great white!"

"The neighbours dog has jumped up into my garden so much that he's totally destroyed the fence. Figured here's the best place to get it fixed as everyone is a certified reposter."

"Everything's made in China except babies... ...those are made in vachina."

"The difference between reddit and college is ... You get a piece of paper at the end of college."

"I may not be book smart or street smart and I may not have much common sense and I'm really not sure where I was going with this."

"In an attempt to build some exercise into my daily routine, I've put the biscuits on a higher shelf. Boy, I'm gonna be sore tomorrow."