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Joke of the Day

"Ziiipppp, zip, zip, zip, ziiiipppp! *Me, dramatically ending a marital spat during a camping trip"

"Homeless & unemployed cyborg law enforcer Hobocop"

"Need Terrorism Jokes for a Terrorism and Communication class. Help a brother out!"

"[bald eagles exchanging gifts] *holds out gift* You didn't get me a toupee again, did you? -Uhh... *slowly pulls gift back*"

"Following the leaking of nude photo's of Kim Kardashian, her personal assistant has been sacked for the delay."

"Did you hear about the mooning emoji? Its colon was showing"

"A kid asks his father a question. ""Dad where is the clitoris?"" The Father responds with, ""You should have asked me that last night, because I had the answer on the tip of my tongue."""

"What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common? They deliver"

"when someone near me yawns i can't help but match the yawn with a visually similar scream"

"You know, if I had a dollar for every time someone over fifty told me my generation sucks... Then I would be able to afford a house in the economy they ruined."