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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the chicken who crossed the road.. Got hit by a bus."

"God likes Saturn more than he likes earth Because if he had liked it, he would of put a ring on it."

"What do you call a small, noisy dog? A subwoofer."

"Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?"

"date: So what do you do? me: *pulls out stuffed fox* I'm a taxidermist date: Oh wow fox: and a ventriloquist"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Cheap and bitter."

"There once was a man, who on reddit Made a point but someone had just said it. So lets all raise a toast, To the amazing shitpost Where without them then we would forget it!"

"When it comes to returning emails, I only have two speeds: within 3 seconds or within 3 months."

"You might as well shoot for the stars because... Best case scenario you succeed and are immediately vaporized into nothing. Worst case scenario you miss and fade into the endless void of nothing."

"I miss you... then I eat something and it goes away..."