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Joke of the Day
"Bad news, I won the McArthur idiot grant, now I owe them a millions dollars"
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"Life is what happens when you're busy choosing a filter for what already happened in life."
"I loved John Hurt so much... that I'm not even going to make the joke that my heart John Hurts right now. Even though it would make me feel better."
"How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Find out next time on *Dragonball Z!*"
"Did you hear the watermelon joke? It's pitful."
"How can anyone focus on world peace when we can't even get everyone to use the same date format?"
"My mum told me to stop tickling my little brothers feet. Apparently I should wait until he is born."
"My son has about 12 seconds to learn patience."
"Contrary To Popular Belief, Chuck Norris Won Super Bowl 46. By Phone"
"Watching these people in this commercial, rock climb, scuba dive & live life to the fullest, makes me wish I had genital herpes."