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Joke of the Day
"Namast'ay Away from negative people."
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"I chug everything I drink just so people can't say I have a problem with alcohol. So you're telling me I have a problem with Pepsi too, mom?"
"that I like being lazy more..."
"Standing closer to me in line will not get you to the checkout faster."
"Wife Wanted! A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"". Next day he received hundred of letters. They all said the same thing: [""You can have mine.""](/spoiler)"
"Who do you call when your wheelchair gets a flat? Cripple A."
"What is the main difference between a drag show and a drag race? The phrase ""I blew a tranny"" means something totally different."
"""Long story short"" makes your story three words longer."
"I think the large hand on my watch is lagging. Sloppy seconds"
"My daughter asked me what ""fap fap fap"" means... I think I should stop commenting on her Facebook pictures."