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"Why did the bicycle fall over?? Because it was two tired..."
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"Four years ago I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"I sexually identify as a Canadian... I'm eh-sexual."
"How does a Muslim get a hot date? He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim...."
"What kind of porn does Smurfette make? Blue Cocky."
"My favourite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog."
"Me: so I've been a little unclear regarding everything you've asked me to do since Monday Boss: Jesus Me: let me finish. In February. 2011."
"The Never Ending Story should've been a movie about a phone call from my Mother"
"""It's beautiful today. Let's work outside."" *5 mins later* ""This was a terrible idea."" *more bees disrupt the open heart surgery*"
"The iPhone SE just came out Finally a phone that Donald Trump can use."