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Joke of the Day

"How does a Muslim get a hot date? He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim...."

"I almost had to go the hospital today because a stranger threw a can of Pepsi at me... I'm just glad it was a soft drink. Otherwise, I would have had to get surgery."

"Did you know that Vanilla Ice is now working as a computer literacy instructor? He's at the community college teaching word to your mother."

"What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements? A parent, Lee."

"What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say? ""Argh it's driving me nuts!"""

"I'm really worried of discrimination based on skin color during the Trump regime The thing is, unfortunately, I'm not orange..."

"What is orange and sounds like a parrot ? A carrot"

"What do you call an awesome internet site for frogs? Rebbit."

"A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks... ""Is the bar tender here?"""

"Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy? Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time."