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Joke of the Day
"I had a dream I was a muffler I woke up exhausted."
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"Heard The Wall Street Journal just dropped Facebook stock results to the Comics Section"
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"Why did the Cold War never happen? Because Joseph was Stalin."
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"At the funeral home How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated? Hmm No risk do both."