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Joke of the Day

"Dessert police! Open up! *breaks down door* Freeze! Cake it easy man, I'm Pudding you in Custardy! ""Ugh, well isn't this just Flantastic."""

"Have you heard of the Greek version of monopoly? It's called Monopopolous, and you just borrow all the money from the bank. Everybody loses"

"Leia: You owe child support. Han: What? I'm in hyperspace. Leia: You're standing right here Han: *makes hyperdrive noises with his mouth*"

"Why was the lifeguard unable to save the hippie from drowning in the ocean? He was too *far out, man*."

"Don't you just hate murderers & people who pronounce ""either"" differently than you do?"

"Why couldn't Pinocchio get a date on craigslist because everyone wanted ""no strings attatched"""

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its life is a joke."

"I didn't see my face anywhere as a kid... ...then I realised it was right under my nose the whole time!"

"What kind of dog can you milk? A titbull."

"Friends are forever. Until they get in a relationship."