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Joke of the Day
"Who'll handle the Guantanamo closing? Same guys who did Circuit City?"
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"What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other? Nothing - they've never met."
"Someone asked me when the narwhal bacons... ...my response was: ""huh?"""
"What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer? Ice is."
"Where's the ""It's Complicated"" box to check off on this tax form?"
"Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because there's a Target around every corner."
"PRO TIP- Always watch your step on an escalator. I once tripped and fell down the stairs for an hour and a half"
"Joke for chemistry nerds ;) Argon walks into a bar and the bartender says: -We don't serve noble gases here! Argon doesn't react."
"- Let's get wasted! - No, I have a good job now, a great woman I love, and it's time to grow up. - ???? - Just kidding, few min lol"
"Now marriage can be between any two people who are misguided enough to start a life together in New Jersey."