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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a redneck with two sheep? A Pimp"
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"Apparently, when they say 'black tie' they expect you to wear more than just a black tie. Like I'm a mind reader."
"When I die I want my tombstone to read, ""Did stuff""."
"I opened a cheese shop in Israel today Called it ""Cheeses of Nazareth"""
"""Here kid. I hope you like not getting laid until college because your bedroom is a giant dinosaur now."" -extreme home makeover"
"Do you like web jokes? Yes - they're e-larious!"
"Surprise your girlfriend by hiding in her trunk until you're dead."
"On a scale of 1-10 how retarded do you think we, as humans, are? 9/11"
"What do you call a frog that is illegally parked? Toad."
"Wearin' aviators tells the world you're a bad mamma jamma who ain't afraid to shin kick a terrorist or smoke a lawn flamingo if need be."