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Joke of the Day
"Doctor doctor I feel dead from the waist down. I'll arrange for you to be halfburied."
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"What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts? Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck."
"You are stuck in a room with Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump. You have a gun with 2 bullets in it, what do you do? *Shoot myself twice*"
"Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball? When they get to third base they think they've scored"
"Customer: ""Hi I'm supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"""
"DOCTOR: Here's some medicine, for your well-being. GUY WHO HAS SOMEONE CAPTIVE IN HIS WELL: *thinking* How does he know about the Well Being"
"What is Laziness? Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired."
"And Grandmother, what a big thighs you have! *Wolf just starts crying*"
"I entered a pun contest... ...on the radio last week. I won."
"I'm going to Bangalore to open a second hand clothing store. And I'm gonna call it ""Who's Sari Now."""