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Joke of the Day

"It's amazing that whales have evolved to live for over 700 years and humans have evolved to spread misinformation online! Nature's wonders!"

"If we could put bread in a particle collider... We could discover new quarks and glutons."

"Nice try, black horses not named ShaNeighNeigh."

"If i don't get a B+ or better on the Emergency Broadcast System Test this Saturday. My mom said she's taking my iPhone away for a month."

"There are 2 kinds of people in this world: 1. People who aren't good with numbers"

"""It seems like many polls are turning against you. How do you respond?"" TRUMP: They should be sent back to Poland. Very dangerous people."

"This is why we're screwed. Quotes in the word of your god."

"Stop wearing shirts that make us want to look at your titties if you don't want us to look at your titties, because TITTIES!!"

"What's a slut's favorite color? Whorange"

"What comes after 69 ? Mouthwash"