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Joke of the Day
"Whats the last thing that went through the suicide bombers mind? His ass"
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"I masterbate because I'm the only one with standards low enough to fuck me. - Bo Burnham"
"Did you hear about the new Voat mobile app? It's called Reddit Was Fun."
"Damn girl are you playboy magazine? Cause holy fuck you have a pile of issues"
"Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single."
"""I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"" could also be titled ""I Wrongly Believed My Mother to Be a Cheating Whore"""
"What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite movie? IT'S FUCKING FROZEN"
"What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !"
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? 'cause if they fell forward, they'd still be in the Fuckin' boat! I'll show myself out."
"A duck was found dead on the sidewalk today... The autopsy revealed he overdosed on quack."