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Joke of the Day
"Where can you always find someone ready to fight? In the WishANiggaWoods"
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"I'm nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down."
"Did you hear about the pedophile musician? He was caught fingering A-minor."
"I'd like to say something nice about you as it's your birthday. Why don't you? Because I can't think of a single thing to say!"
"Why can't Trump be compared to vegetables in jokes? Because even artichokes have a heart."
"a guy walks into a bar... ...says ""ouch"""
"Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym? Because you already know she'll work out."
"Why are crabs always tired? Because they sleep in snatches."
"[puts hand on wife's stomach as baby kicks] Come out here & try that."
"Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because they'll melt."