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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Trump be compared to vegetables in jokes? Because even artichokes have a heart."
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"What does an egg say when he gets turnt? Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation."
"Best/Funniest Pickup Line you used or heard"
"I know 27 different jokes about eyeballs... ...But this one's cornea than the rest!"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing? Because the p is silent. Yes. My 9 year old cracked me up with that just now."
"A deer walked out of a gay bar and said... I just blew ten bucks in there!"
"Trump says the biggest threat to the world is a ""manic, mad man"" having control of nuclear weapons"
"""I just got a fruit juicer because they say juicing adds years to your life... ...What they don't tell you is the years you add juicing, you lose cleaning you juicer."" -Kyle Dunnigan-"
"Stupid science joke Calcium Carbonate gets into an argument with his friend, electron. ""Why do you always have to be so negative?"" ""Shut up, you're just basic!"""
"Sometimes in life you have to give the people around you a little push, into traffic."