122015

Joke of the Day

"A kid at the park is wearing a Joker shirt, I am going to slowly take my coat off revealing my Batman T and shit is about to get real."

"your mom's so fat her nickname is ""damn!"""

"Winnie the pooh just died. I know, its hard to bear"

"I think my car must be Jewish It always needs to be gassed."

"Did you hear about the bastard frog? It was a tad unexpected."

"I don't always roll a joint... But when I do it's my ankle."

"Why be fake when being real takes no effort at all?"

"I gave up and ""folded"" the fitted sheet into a rope so I could shimmy down from the 3rd floor to escape folding laundry."

"My husband and I are having a serious fight. Do you think I should let him know about it?"

"""This guy gets it."" - me, whenever I see someone sleeping"