122015

Joke of the Day

"A kid at the park is wearing a Joker shirt, I am going to slowly take my coat off revealing my Batman T and shit is about to get real."

"Never end a sentence with a preposition For example: The boy had no one to play a preposition. Wait... I think I gave two examples above."

"Postman told me he was going on holidays.... I asked him if it was Parcelona or Istampbul he was headed to... Just said it was a stag do for his friend Ah, an all mail party I exclaimed"

"Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together? Because he was in-bread."

"Humour is of two types below the belt and above the forehead."

"Who knew 20yrs after Debate class I'd apply those skills to present arguments to 7yo on why pasta shapes don't change the taste of pasta."

"(Request) My uncle is trying to remember a Sarah Palin joke about her having a kid with down syndrome. Comment them here and I'll pass em along. Thanks a bunch :)"

"Did you hear about the cannibal's fashion consultant She had excellent taste. BA DUM PSH"

"Sir your resume is just a list of songs you can play in Guitar Hero on expert ""yea"" Even trogdor? ""fo sho"" Alright, welcome to Led Zeppelin"

"BIack man found shot to death. 27 bullets in total. Police say it was the worst case of suicide they had seen."