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Joke of the Day
"Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together? Because he was in-bread."
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"Regarding today's semi-final: What is the difference between Brazil and a brassiere? One is full of boobs, while the other is a piece of clothing."
"The Indian police gave up on a recent case... Turns out it was a naan-issue."
"Welcome to Religion, where everything's pretend and women don't matter"
"Greece announced they are going to default on their nearly 1.8 billion dollar loan Who would've thought the country that invented the philosophy major would be broke?"
"What's the most racist fraction? 3/5"
"I was asked to be an Elvis impersonator for a kid's birthday party. I showed up drunk, shot the TV, then died on the toilet."
"What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh? An Appaloosa!"
"Long distance relationships almost never work out.. Because for example: The distance from Dallas TX to Chicago IL is 967.2 mi. The average penis size is 4 inches."
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, Sorry we don't serve food here."