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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of a will? Come on, it's a dead giveaway!"
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"GF: just FYI, my dad teaches at the Naval Academy [meeting her parents] ME: [lifting up shirt] does my belly button look weird to you?"
"So he left. We don't serve your kind here, says the bartender. A tachyon walks into a bar."
"HOLY SHIT I JUST CORRECTLY GUESSED A WIFI PASSWORD AM I JESUS?"
"Elliptical machines are the caesar salad of exercise."
"How do you stop clowns from attacking you? Go for the juggler"
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey"
"How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer."
"*embraces diversity* Diversity: ""I have a boyfriend"""
"My hatred for Nicki Minaj probably stems from my fear of clowns."