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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of a will? Come on, it's a dead giveaway!"
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"Two prostitutes are walking down the street... One turns to the other and asks ""have you been picked up by the fuzz yet?"" The other replies ""No, but I've been slung around by my tits"""
"If I ever lose a hand I'll replace it with a single nunchuck on a chain"
"I'm thinking of investing in cancer research... I hear it's a growth industry."
"Doctor doctor I feel so short! No problem. Hop up on the couch."
"2 potatoes standing on the street corner how do you tell which one is the slut? The 1 that says I da ho"
"How do you make a dead baby float? One glass of rootbeer and two scoops of dead baby."
"Who are the world's fastest readers? (NSFW) 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 8 seconds."
"""Hot damn!"" - the Nazi's probably after their dams were destroyed. I don't know; I'm not a historian. It's just an educated guess."
"Be kind to strangers. One of them could end up being your coroner."