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Joke of the Day
"Watching a sex scene with my parents is so awkward. My mom is such a bad actress."
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"What did they gay necrophiliac say about his ex-lover? ""That rotten asshole split on me again!"""
"Idea: Breathalyzer tests at the airport, to make sure you're drunk enough"
"*ransom note on gun* [1 million dollars by Friday or I shoot your daughter. No exceptions] [ps please mail gun back it's my only one]"
"Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you."
"My New Year's Resolution 1080p"
"Helen Keller I pushed Helen Keller into a ditch in the middle of the woods, she screamed and screamed until her hands hurt."
"Why is it everything I love is either unhealthy, addicting... ...or has multiple restraining orders against me?"
"I got a little ass last night!... My finger went through the toilet paper!"
"What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi"