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Joke of the Day

"It's Shark Week again already? It seems like only yesterday I put the decorations away from last year."

"The most scientific pet? The lab."

"Customer told me this yesterday... First comes the engagement ring...followed by the marriage ring...but no one ever told me what came after that. The suffering."

"You dig ,I dig, she dig, he dig, we dig, they dig. It's not a great poem but it's very deep."

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them"

"How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear? It was a brief chase..."

"Hey what's something great from the 90s that they don't have anymore? The twin towers"

"*drives Toyota Corolla into Mordor* ""See, nobody suspected a thing"""

"The older I get, the more I relate to those angry elderly people who go around biting others."

"How do cows do math? A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave."