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Joke of the Day

"I just got whipped and gagged by a lady covered in a ton of specks of leather. She was a dot matrix dominatrix."

"Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous? Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole."

"If I could choose, I'd like to die like my grandfather, peacefully and in his sleep. Unlike his passengers."

"Germany's survey (x-post from r/German_Humour) Survey in Germany: 'Do you thing there are too many foreigners in Germany?' 10%: 'YES!' 10%: 'NO!' 80%: ' !'"

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat The Wheelchair Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat, The wheelchair"

"How to fall down the stairs Step One: Step Six: Step Seven: Step Ten: Step Fifteen:"

"REQUIRED : A content developer. Salary commensurate with contentment"

"Mommy mommy what happened to all your scabs ...[NSFL] Shut up and eat your corn flakes!"

"Women are like boats I'd rather pay for the occasional ride than go through the hassle of having my own."

"Being elected President wouldn't give me the level of self-satisfaction I have after a car speeds by me & I end up next to it at a red light"