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Joke of the Day

"Lindsay Lohan says she can't walk down the street without men chasing her. They're drug dealers Lindsay pay your debts.."

"Like my grandpa Clint Eastwood used to say, it's never too late to adopt a fake name to impress girls."

"Italian men regularly hit women... ...who make the mistake of standing too close while they are talking."

"What's so good about being a CPU? Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown."

"How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they like to keep the mods in the dark."

"I think my phone is mentally challenged... When I try to type 'with' it always replaces it with 28th."

"I hired a personal trainer and my first 2 hour-long sessions were just him teaching me how to properly cut the sleeves off my t-shirts"

"What kind of bees make milk, not honey? Boo(bees)"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but how do you get them in there?"

"What do you call a dog with no tongue? Dirty bollocks"