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Joke of the Day
"""I don't want to make a spectacle..."" Eye glass manufacturers last day on the job."
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"BEST YOUR MUM JOKE Knock Knock Whos there? Your mum Your mum who? Your mum is a greedy mogul ;) ahahaha im so funny m8"
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