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Joke of the Day

"Hey girl, do you like trucks? Cause I got a semi."

"Deathblade the Biker Gang leader ran over a land mine. He died like he rode: all over the place."

"Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team? Because she was a girl."

"Did you hear about the cook who stole parsley from his restaurant? They had to [garnish](http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/garnish) his wages."

"What comes after the night of the Superbowl? The Superbowel"

"My son wants to dress as a Catholic Priest for Halloween... Well, he can go fuck himself."

"Sonny snake is asking his father snake: *Dad, are we venomous?!* ""No son, we're not venomous snakes, why do you ask?"" *Because I just bit my tongue!*"

"On went on a cruise last week and fell into... the Aft hole. I was stuck in that aft hole for two weeks. Source: Impractical Jokers"

"Naming your daughter after a luxury car or precious gemstone is a wager with the universe that your parenting can make her not be a stripper"

"What was the man running around ? - from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep."