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Joke of the Day

"Do you know the difference ""Hey, do you know what the difference is between window curtains and toilet paper?"" ""No."" ""So it was you then!!!"""

"How do you eat a vegetable? First get her out of the chair"

"Did you know that ants are free? You can just take one!"

"What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out? Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)"

"Some one gave me a broken knife 3 days ago. I didn't get the point."

"Life is scary At least the salary is funny"

"Granny, pay attention and don't panic. I need you to think hard and tell me how many brownies you ate out of the blue pan."

"why did the golfer wear two pants? in case he got a hole in one"

"So a pimp is berating one of his girls nsfw ""You've got no tits and your cunt's too small"" ""Fuck you. Get off my back."""

"What's the useless skin around the vagina called? The woman."