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Joke of the Day

"Two prostitutes are discussing One asks the other: -What did you ask to Santa Claus this year? The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why?"

"I made a Wooden Engine.. Everyone was shocked to see that it wood work."

"One thing you always pay full price for is other people's mistakes..."

"I'm thankful to live in a time where I can use social media without having to use social skills."

"What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer"

"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist? art"

"Math and sex... sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don't multiply"

"There are straight women who turn lesbian when horny. I believe 'spaghetti' is the correct term. Straight untill wet."

"Where does a shoulder work? In the army."

"What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving? 1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise"