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"The German players enjoyed some Argentinian steak today... but it was a little Messi"
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"What's the best thing about being the 'third-wheel' for your friends in relationships? Nothing. It always fucking sucks."
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"I won't say she's a cunt, but she has a certain je ne sais twat."
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"2 guys walk into a bar... the third one ducks"
"If you want to break your addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers... you need to quit cold turkey."
"Whats the V in DVD stand for? Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)"
"Just finished watching that Documentary on the invention of the shovel... Ground Breaking Stuff."
"Cemeteries are some of the most popular clubs in the world... ...I mean, people are literally *dying* to get in."