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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the chameleon change colors? It had reptile dysfunction."
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"Scarecrows love farming When I asked him why he loved farming so much he just said, ""Hay, it's in my jeans."""
"Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!! Maby a cross-post to math is in order."
"I invented a new sex position called ""The Donald"" You grab her by the pussy and fling her over a wall."
"I asked Barack Obama if we could get together later, and he said Yes We Can!"
"Wife: I feel horrible; I look old, fat and completely unattractive. I really need you to pay me a compliment. Husband: Your eyesight and opinion is damn right."
"Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball? All those spikes hurt his hands"
"Asked my 3yo what she was thinking and she said ""I wouldn't want to work at McDonald's bc you have to poop in the food before you serve it."""
"Lock an astronomer in a basement... and they'll go star craving mad."
"What are the only two similarities between my favorite buger joint, and the orgy I just had? Nothing but Five Guys, extra salty EDIT: Also, I can't type. Burger*"