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Joke of the Day
"I asked Barack Obama if we could get together later, and he said Yes We Can!"
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"Be careful how much wine you drink, might end up vacuuming the driveway in your panties"
"Cocky joke: You know, I've recently decided I just don't like my penis. It's such a huge dick."
"Zoo A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."
"WHO ARE YOU RUNNING FROM IN YOUR OWN APARTMENT YOU FAT MONSTER NEIGHBOR I shout to my ceiling."
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return? Stick"
"Bill Cosby sure does love pudding.... his dick where it doesnt belong."
"What does an Internet frog say? Reddit Reddit"
"Daycare sent me a pic of my 4yr old daughter holding hands with a boy.. with interlocked fingers.. INTERLOCKED FINGERS? send bail money!"
"This sub is so inactive There hasn't been a post all year!"