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Joke of the Day
"I like NPR because you always know how much saliva is inside every announcer's mouth at all times."
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"I Decided To Learn How To Write Clickbait Titles. What I Learned Will Amaze You."
"Who the hell came up with 'prolly' for probably?"
"Whats the difference between Eminem & Slim Shaddy Eminem would fuck you and Slim Shady would fuck you and your mom"
"I went out with a girl the other night who turned out to be really weird I guess the fact that she said she was a communist should have been a big red flag"
"What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel."
"What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership? ""Audi"""
"2012 finally we know ..."
"Ever hear the one about the midget and the razor blade? Me either, it got cut short."
"Me at a wine tasting: *swirls glass* *sniffs* *sips slowly* *stares off into the distance* ...Ah, yes. This is in fact wine."