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Joke of the Day

"Everything he knows about gynecologist visits he learned from lesbian porn. Which explains why he charged the video camera this morning."

"Donald trump wins presidency"

"Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length? It keeps you regular."

"Due to inflation, a picture is now only worth 332 words."

"you can basically just make up facts as long as they're about animals.. cows can't look left. you don't know"

"There's something about curling... ... that rubs me the wrong way."

"What is a suicidal Weebs favorite anime? Bleach."

"Dirty Joke My teacher tells me there are 7 wonders of the world. I think there are only 2. *Vaginas and tits*"

"For the past couple of years, I have been saying that the only holidays worth celebrating are the equinoxes and the solstices. I find all of the others to be astronomically unimportant."

"My psychologist and psychiatrist don't agree on my diagnosis so yes, I get what it's like to have people fighting over me."