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Joke of the Day
"There's something about curling... ... that rubs me the wrong way."
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"[1st day as lifeguard] Guy: there's someone drowning in the water Me [not looking up from phone]: well it'd be hard to drown in the sand"
"there's literally no way to know for sure how many chameleons are chillin in your house right now"
"Big Ben walks up to the club like... ...what up? I got a big clock."
"How many months have 28 days? All of them"
"The first computer can be traced back as far as Adam and Eve It was an Apple with extremely limited memory: just one bite. Then everything crashed."
"Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident? He'll be all right."
"What do you call Pegasus farts? Horse power."
"I just read a book on Stockholm Syndrome... At first it was pretty bad, but by the end I kinda liked it."
"Son: Sire, I wish to change my name King: Why, Prince Stephen? Son: Because you call me ""Prince S"" King: Haha yeah that never gets old"