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Joke of the Day
"There's something about curling... ... that rubs me the wrong way."
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"I know she wanted to be cremated, and I know she didn't want a formal funeral... ...But was a ""Family Barbecue"" really the best idea?"
"I hate when people share opinions without being asked."
"If you're havin AutoCorrect problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 parabolas bit s butch Saint omg."
"invemtor of fruit-by-the-foot: [stares blankley at a roll of toilet paper for hours] WAIT I'VE GOT IT"
"A Muslim cannibal walks into a bar The bar tender says, 'Wow, is it true that human meat tastes like pork?"" The Muslim says ""How am I supposed to know? I'm a Muslim, I don't eat pork."""
"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan"
"Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill's real name was Randy."
"To be fair, being Swiss isn't ALL bad The flag is a big plus"
"Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies"