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Joke of the Day

"You can't compare Tim Cook and Donald Trump It's like comparing apples to oranges."

"Guys WhatsApp status be like ""at the gym"" since 2014.... Brother are you going to fight Brock Lesnar or just trying to get 12 pack??!!!"

"What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator. Sorry."

"What does Melania see in Donald Trump? 10 billion dollars and high Cholesterol"

"I got lit with my Tibetan friend once Once."

"My wife said that I'm a lousy lover... How can she know that after only two minutes?"

"My 9 year old son just told me this one Q: What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship? A: A decade Ba dum tish."

"Garry Glitter gave me my first guitar lesson the other day He showed me how to finger A minor"

"A nihilist walks into a bar..."

"Why could Donald Trump never be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts."