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Joke of the Day
"I think this is a repost. Why did Lady Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seat belt."
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"My hamster died as he lived... in the microwave."
"Heard about the Berlin Comedy Club in the 1940s? It was Nazi time for Holocaust jokes."
"I'm such a hipster... I'm such a hipster that I won't listen to the Beatles until they're all dead. That way I can say I was a fan when they were underground."
"Conspiracy theories are like moon landings. They're all fake"
"Happier than a witch in a broom shop."
"Why do women wear striped bras? Because it's a ZEBRA."
"What did O say to Q? ""Pull your pants up will ya?"""
"You can call John Lennon a genius all you want, but the simple fact is he married Yoko Ono. Thats a big strike against the genius part."
"Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you're CU TE"