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Joke of the Day

"What gets harder the more you play with it? A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!"

"Anniversary ""Knock* Knock*"" :Who's there? ""9/11"" :9/11 who? ""You said you'd never forget!"""

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."

"Do you know why russians always rush B? Because they already Russia."

"What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? # # # # # In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But. . * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!"

"I went to the local zoo today There was only one dog there. It was a shih tzu."

"My phone just autocorrected mornin to Mormon and now it won't stop making macaroni pictures and having sex with multiple phone wives."

"I recently realised that tofu is over rated. It's just a curd to me. Source: some organic food companies truck in Auckland."

"Whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine."

"Shoutout to people who don't know what the opposite of in is. I'll give you some time for this one."