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Joke of the Day
"What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby? Crushing the blacks."
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"Hitting a bullseye requires a lot of practice, good aim, and running from angry, blind bulls."
"As a German, I sympathize with the unnamed masses of the Star Wars universe. For I too know what it's like to be betrayed by an evil Chancellor."
"A joke about elevators It was funny on so many levels"
"What's the difference between a dog? One of his legs is the same."
"All of Hitlers generals were having a cookout, why wasn't Hitler invited? He always burnt the franks."
"New dad as of today, so here is my first dad joke. What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer? A Ms. Steak."
"Why can't Jesus eat a cheeseburger? Because he's dead."
"Where do you find a dog that has no legs? Right where you left them."
"Drugs don't kill people, people who run out of drugs kill people"