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Joke of the Day
"What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby? Crushing the blacks."
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"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Anything, what's he gonna do about it?"
"Your momma is so old.... she used to get off on fifty slates of grey"
"Fcuk you Adobe! I spend more time downloading Adobe updates than i've ever spent using Adobe."
"My girlfriend and I were making out on the sofa. Her: Ok let's take this upstairs. Me: Alright. You lift one end and I'll get the other"
"Why go to college? There's Google."
"Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensitive."
"As a Canadian I like to go clubbing; but if theres no seals around..."
"How did the detective know the Necrophile Killer was a hipster? He fucked his victims before they were cool."
"I hate tacos Said no Juan ever"