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Joke of the Day
"Two Irish men walk into a bar... You would have thought at least one of them would have seen it."
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"A man walks into a library and says... ...""I hope you don't have a book on reverse psychology."""
"no soap, radio."
"A nice way to tell someone their breath stinks, ""well I'm bored,let's go brush our teeth"" in mid convo"
"My parents thought I am their treasure They want to bury me to the ground"
"If I had a boy I'd name him ""Opportunity"" & whenever he knocks on the door I'll say ""I bet that's opportunity knocking"" & laugh with my wife"
"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off"
"If she calls me cheap one more time I'm gonna return her anniversary gift to 7/11."
"Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere"
"Risky behavior in my 20s involved sex drugs & alcohol. At 30, ""risky"" is eating spicy food after 9pm and not lifting w/ my knees."